Chuck Norris the GOAT
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't drown in water, water drowns in him, If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.